Jillian//IA, USA//18//really love music. and books. let me know if ever need anything.
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
[id: two tweets by @hannahsaund_ reading
“the good place season 1: wow someone bad ended up in heaven what a crazy turn of events!
the good place season 3: There Is No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism”
and
“the good place season one: guess we gotta learn some philosophy to solve this pickle!
the good place season three: Bureaucracy Is An Ineffective Way Of Creating Good And Meaningful Change And The Only Solution Is Radical Protest”]
I hate this modern misogynistic narrative that is being pushed onto girls and being masked as feminism and girl power. if you’re telling girls to wear a face full of makeup, break boys’ hearts, and wear pink dresses, you’re not empowering girls, you’re pushing traditional feminine values onto them and telling them to adapt to the traits that patriarchy has been forcing them to accept. if you can’t handle girls who hate makeup and girls who don’t want to date boys and girls who are fat and have body hair and wrinkles and girls who are loud and masculine, you’re not supporting girls
i think the direction smeyer chose to go with them all being highschoolers was obviously a bad decision and wouldve made a lot more sense if they were all college age but if she had chosen to go the route of teenagers actually acting like teenagers it wouldve been such a wild ride. like yes bella did some stupid shit in twilight but nowhere near the level of stupid shit actual high schoolers do. and fucking EDWARD. 17 yr old boys do some of the absolute dumbest shit on this planet like smeyer was too weak to commit to the 17 year old boy mindest and we all suffered bc of it
jacob telling emery & seth in secret that his boyfriend is a vampire and they haven’t met him yet, so every time they see a bat or a mosquito they’re like: is that him? is this him? jacob? nice to meet you sir we’ve heard so much about you. jacob don’t be rude introduce us
Emmett Cullen is to the Twilight fandom what Thor is to the Marvel fandom, in this essay I will discuss wlw’s love for wholesome jocks-
you know im back on my bullshit today but twilight was absolutely formative in creating the movie franchise industry as we know it. like we talk about marvel and harry potter but the fact stands that twilight is right up there with lord of the rings in terms of movies that defined how hollywood thought about intellectual property and marketing potential, especially vis a vis: how to market cult hits to a wider audience. the idea of films that were literally just “[movie]: part one” being released to stretch the profitability of the source material exists because of harry potter and twilight. the intellectual genealogy of avengers: infinity war can be traced directly back to twilight: breaking dawn and i think thats wild
